B2B marketing diagnostics

ZERO
hype.

Most B2B marketing problems have a specific failure point. The tools and services below help you find yours.

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01 Free tools
Free · Instant
Cold Email Roaster

Paste your cold email. Get a Hype Score from 0 to 100. Find out exactly why Germans are not replying.

Free · 10 questions
Campaign Failure Predictor

Answer 10 questions before your campaign runs. We'll tell you what's already broken before you spend the budget.

Free · Instant
B2B Homepage Roaster

Your homepage promises too much and explains too little. Here's the score and the specific fix.

02 Diagnostic services

$49 START HERE

Marketing Autopsy

A full diagnostic of your B2B marketing function. What's actually broken and in what order to fix it.

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$99

Outreach Autopsy

Your outreach sequence is failing somewhere specific. We find it. You fix it. Delivered in 48 hours.

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$500

Campaign Autopsy

The campaign ran. The results were wrong. A three-part report on what broke and how to fix it.

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$49

DACH Outreach Agent

Cold outreach built for Germany, Austria, Switzerland. The culture, the phrasing, the timing.

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$299

DACH Prospect Intelligence

A handbuilt prospect report for one DACH target account. Decision-makers, buying signals, entry points.

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$300/mo

Monthly Autopsy

One diagnostic per month, ongoing. Your B2B marketing reviewed and scored every 30 days.

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$897

Outreach Overhaul

Done-with-you. Full outreach sequence rebuilt from the targeting logic down. 10-day engagement.

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$4,500

Revenue Architecture

Everything that connects marketing to revenue — rebuilt. For B2B companies stuck below $1M ARR.

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