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You were here before. If the outreach still is not converting and cloud bills keep climbing while net margins shrink, it is time to find out exactly why. Start with our free diagnostic tools or book a 48h de-bloating audit.
$250 Setup. $150/month.
Your pipeline builds, validates, and reports while you sleep.
Stop debugging GitHub Actions at 2:00 AM. Stop shipping broken migrations to live customers. We engineer, monitor, and maintain your testing, scraping, and deployment infrastructure. You focus on revenue.
Compare Your Architecture Options
Real math for bootstrapped and seed-funded software companies.
| Vector | In-House Senior Dev | Generic Agency | ZeroHype Pipeline |
|---|---|---|---|
| Setup Fee | $0 (Sunk recruiting cost) | $2,500 - $5,000 | $250 flat |
| Monthly Burn | $8,000/mo + equity + benefits | $3,500/mo retainer | $150/mo flat |
| Time to First Green Run | 3 - 6 weeks | 4 - 6 weeks onboarding | 48 hours guaranteed |
| Pipeline Specialization | Generalist distracted by features | Junior billable hours | Principal DevOps architecture |
| Lock-in & Code Ownership | Tribal knowledge in one head | Proprietary internal templates | 100% native in your GitHub/GitLab |
| Triage & Broken Runs | Takes dev away from roadmap | Ticket filed (48h response) | Proactive fix within SLA |
Technical Verification & Guardrails
Zero ambiguity. Here is exactly how we handle your stack and security.
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What is the exact 48-hour SLA and delivery timeline? +
What is the cancellation policy on the $150/month retainer? +
Can you handle custom scraping pipelines and LLM evaluation tests? +
200+ cold outreach campaigns and cloud architectures reviewed. The failure point is almost never effort. It is either copy fluff, high friction, or invisible backend token bleed.
| PROBLEM | DIAGNOSTIC / REMEDIATION | PRICE |
|---|---|---|
| Cold email not converting | Cold Email Roaster | Free |
| Vague or bloated website copy | B2B Bullshit Detector | Free |
| Campaign likely to fail before launch | Campaign Failure Predictor | Free |
| Cloud & LLM API Token Cost Hemorrhage | Micro-SaaS De-Bloating Toolkit | $297 |
| Deep Codebase & Infrastructure Audit (PR in 48h) | 48-Hour Codebase Audit & Direct PR | $1,497 |
| Full funnel copy diagnosis (Human) | Marketing Autopsy | $49 |
TOOLS FOR FOUNDERS
B2B Bullshit Detector
Paste any marketing copy. Get flagged on vague claims, hollow adjectives, and missing proof.
Run Diagnostic →Cold Email Roaster
Paste your cold outreach. Get a 0-100 Hype Score and spot the exact lines killing replies.
Roast Email →Campaign Failure Predictor
10 questions before you spend ad runway. Tells you what is already broken in your funnel.
Test Viability →B2B Homepage Roaster
Analyze your homepage value proposition, clarity index, and conversion friction.
Roast Homepage →DIAGNOSTIC & DE-BLOATING SERVICES
Micro-SaaS De-Bloating Toolkit
Self-serve semantic caching playbooks, token guards, and database query indexers to cut cloud overhead.
Get The Toolkit →48-Hour Codebase Audit & PR
We audit your repository, isolate cash leaks, and open a direct Pull Request in 48h. Min $3,000/yr savings guaranteed.
Apply For Audit →Marketing Autopsy
Full diagnostic of your B2B messaging architecture. What is broken and how to fix it in 48-72h.
Get The Autopsy →Outreach Overhaul
4-step custom sequence, prospect intelligence, and targeted ICP messaging built for you.
See Details →The tools, the guides, the autopsies of dead companies. You pay us for exactly one thing: a human rewriting your actual copy or opening a PR to stop your cloud bleed. No calls. No meetings. An async task is delivered.
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