Diagnostic Tool // 02
COLD EMAIL
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Paste your cold email subject line and body. Get a forensic 0-100 Hype Score and spot the exact phrasing triggering spam filters and buyer fatigue.

Paste Email Copy No Signup Required
Roast Result HIGH RISK
88/100

This email reads like a generated template. Low reply probability.

Detected Red Flags:
[!] REMEDIATION PROTOCOL (48-HOUR TURNAROUND)
MARKETING COPY IS ONLY LEAK #1. WHAT IS YOUR BACKEND BURNING?
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