Marketing Autopsy ● $49 Early Access

Marketing Autopsy

Your marketing isn't
failing randomly.
There's a pattern.

Answer 19 questions about your outreach and marketing. Get a scored diagnosis of exactly what's broken and a prioritized plan for the next 90 days.

Not advice. Not a framework. A verdict.

// 8 diagnostics per week. Manual.

$49

→ 4 spots remaining this week. Resets Monday.

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✓ 19-question diagnostic ✓ Scored across 6 dimensions ✓ 90-day action plan ✓ Delivered in 48 hours ✓ No calls, no fluff

// What Gets Scored

Six dimensions.
One honest picture.

Most founders know something is broken. They don't know what, in what order, and how badly. This tells you.

Outreach Quality

Are your messages landing or ignored?

Lead Generation

Where are leads actually coming from?

ICP Clarity

Do you know exactly who you're selling to?

Channel Mix

Are you spreading too thin or too narrow?

Follow-up Discipline

How much pipeline dies from no follow-up?

90-Day Readiness

Are your goals realistic given your resources?

// The Problem

Most founders are solving the wrong problem.

01

They add channels instead of fixing the core

LinkedIn isn't working so they try cold email. Cold email doesn't work so they try paid ads. The channel isn't the problem. The message and the targeting are.

02

They hire before they have a system

A marketing hire without a clear ICP, a working channel, and a defined process is just expensive experimentation. With someone else's time.

03

They mistake activity for progress

Posting content, sending sequences, running ads. All of it can feel like momentum while the pipeline stays flat. Busy is not the same as effective.

04

They don't know what to fix first

There are five things broken. They're all connected. Without knowing the order of priority, every fix creates a new problem somewhere else.

// What You Get

A report that tells you what to actually do next.

// How It Works

Four minutes in. 48 hours out.

01

Answer 19 questions

About your company, your outreach, your channels, your blockers. Multiple choice mostly. Takes about 4 minutes. No trick questions.

02

We read everything

A human with B2B marketing experience reviews your answers, scores each dimension, and identifies the root causes behind your numbers.

03

You get the report in 48 hours

Diagnosis, scores, root causes, and a prioritized 90-day plan land in your inbox. Read it, apply it. No call needed to understand it.

This is for you if—

This is not for you if—

Stop guessing what's broken.
Find out.

$49 for the first 20 clients. Then $99. One payment, one report, no subscriptions.

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