Outreach Autopsy

Your emails aren't being ignored.
Your patterns are.

Send us your last 20 outreach emails. We'll tell you exactly what's broken, why it's broken, and rewrite the ones worth saving.

Not a template. Not a checklist. A diagnosis.

// Early Bird Pricing

$99

Then $149 — first 10 clients only

→ Spots available: 10

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✓ Turnaround: 48 hours ✓ Full written report ✓ 5 emails rewritten ✓ No calls, no fluff

// The Problem

You're not getting ignored because your product is bad.

The Same Pattern, Repeated

Most founders make the same mistake 30 times in a row. Same structure, same opener, same failure. The pattern is invisible until someone shows you.

Too Generic to Land

Your email could have been sent by anyone, to anyone. That's why it reads like noise. Specificity is the only thing that breaks through in 2026.

Automation Trained Them

Buyers developed a superpower: instant template detection. Your sequence fires. Their finger moves to delete. Before they've read the subject line.

More Volume Isn't the Answer

Sending 500 broken emails instead of 50 doesn't fix the problem. It scales it. The issue isn't the number. It's what's in the email.

// What You Get

A report that tells you the truth about your outreach.

Pattern Diagnosis
We read every email and map the recurring mistakes. Not grammar. Psychology. What's triggering the ignore reflex and why.
5 Emails Rewritten
We take your best 5 attempts and rewrite them from the ground up. You see exactly what changes and why it works better.
Root Cause Analysis
A plain-language breakdown of the 2-3 core issues in your approach. Not a list of 40 tips. The actual problems, in order of impact.
What to Do Monday
Concrete changes you can make immediately. No theory. No framework with an acronym. Just what to do differently starting tomorrow.

// How It Works

Simple. No calls. No back and forth.

Submit your emails

Send us 15-30 outreach emails you've actually sent. Real ones. The ones that didn't get replies. Copy-paste into the form, include any context you have.

We read everything

Not AI. A human with years of B2B outreach experience reads every email, maps the patterns, and identifies what's breaking the conversion.

You get the report in 48 hours

A written report lands in your inbox. Diagnosis, rewrites, root cause, action plan. You read it, you apply it. No call needed.

This is for you if—

→ You're a founder doing your own sales and outreach
→ You've sent emails and heard nothing back
→ You've tried different templates and nothing sticks
→ You want to know the real reason, not another framework
→ You sell B2B and your buyers are hard to reach

This is not for you if—

✕ You want someone to write your emails for you indefinitely
✕ You haven't sent any cold emails yet
✕ You're looking for a magic template that scales
✕ You sell B2C or e-commerce

Stop guessing why they're not replying.
Find out.

$99 for the first 10 clients. Then $149. No recurring fees, no upsells, no community you'll never use.

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48 hour turnaround · Written report · Human analysis

Your emails aren't being ignored.Your patterns are.