Outreach Autopsy
Send us your last 20 outreach emails. We'll tell you exactly what's broken, why it's broken, and rewrite the ones worth saving.
Not a template. Not a checklist. A diagnosis.
// Early Bird Pricing
→ Spots available: 10
Submit My Emails →// The Problem
01
Most founders make the same mistake 30 times in a row. Same structure, same opener, same failure. The pattern is invisible until someone shows you.
02
Your email could have been sent by anyone, to anyone. That's why it reads like noise. Specificity is the only thing that breaks through in 2026.
03
Buyers developed a superpower: instant template detection. Your sequence fires. Their finger moves to delete. Before they've read the subject line.
04
Sending 500 broken emails instead of 50 doesn't fix the problem. It scales it. The issue isn't the number. It's what's in the email.
// What You Get
Pattern Diagnosis
We read every email and map the recurring mistakes. Not grammar. Psychology. What's triggering the ignore reflex and why.
5 Emails Rewritten
We take your best 5 attempts and rewrite them from the ground up. You see exactly what changes and why it works better.
Root Cause Analysis
A plain-language breakdown of the 2-3 core issues in your approach. Not a list of 40 tips. The actual problems, in order of impact.
What to Do Monday
Concrete changes you can make immediately. No theory. No framework with an acronym. Just what to do differently starting tomorrow.
// How It Works
Send us 15-30 outreach emails you've actually sent. Real ones. The ones that didn't get replies. Copy-paste into the form, include any context you have.
Not AI. A human with years of B2B outreach experience reads every email, maps the patterns, and identifies what's breaking the conversion.
A written report lands in your inbox. Diagnosis, rewrites, root cause, action plan. You read it, you apply it. No call needed.
$99 for the first 10 clients. Then $149. No recurring fees, no upsells, no community you'll never use.
Get My Outreach Autopsy — $99 →48 hour turnaround · Written report · Human analysis