Marketing Autopsy

Your marketing isn't broken.
You just don't know where.

Send us everything you're doing. We read it, map what's wrong, and tell you exactly why it's not working. No calls. No consulting retainer. A diagnosis.

48 hours. Written report. $49.

// Early Bird Pricing

$49

Then $99 — first 20 clients only

→ Spots available: 20

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✓ Turnaround: 48 hours ✓ Full written report ✓ Root cause, not symptoms ✓ No calls, no fluff

// The Problem

Marketing that doesn't work feels like a mystery. It isn't.

You're Measuring the Wrong Things

Vanity metrics feel like progress. Impressions, followers, open rates. None of them predict revenue. You optimize what you can see and ignore what actually matters.

The Channel Mix Is Wrong

Most B2B companies are running B2C playbooks. The channels that work for consumer brands will drain your budget and produce nothing for enterprise or mid-market buyers.

Positioning Is Doing Nothing

Your positioning says the same things as your competitors, in the same language, to the same people. Nobody can tell you apart. Buyers move on without deciding against you. They just don't notice you.

Content Without a Point

Publishing without intent. Blogs that don't rank. Newsletters that don't convert. Social posts that get likes from peers, not buyers. Content that costs money and returns noise.

// What You Get

A report that shows you exactly what's broken.

Strategy Audit
We look at your positioning, messaging, channel mix, and ICP fit. We tell you what's misaligned and why it's costing you.
Content & Channel Review
We assess what you're producing, where you're distributing, and whether any of it is actually reaching the people who buy.
Root Cause Analysis
Not a list of 40 recommendations. The 2-3 things that are actually causing the problem. In plain language. In order of impact.
What to Fix First
A prioritized action list. What to stop, what to start, what to change. Specific enough to act on Monday morning.

// How It Works

Simple. No calls. No back and forth.

Submit your marketing

Share links, docs, campaigns, copy — whatever you have. Your website, ads, email sequences, content. The more context, the sharper the diagnosis.

We read everything

Not AI. A human with years of B2B marketing experience reads through your materials, maps the gaps, and identifies what's actually broken.

You get the report in 48 hours

A written report lands in your inbox. Strategy diagnosis, root cause, and a prioritized fix list. No call needed to understand it.

This is for you if—

→ You're spending on marketing and not seeing results
→ You don't know which channel to cut or double down on
→ Your content isn't generating pipeline
→ You want a clear answer, not a long engagement
→ You sell B2B and buyers aren't converting

This is not for you if—

✕ You want someone to run your marketing for you
✕ You haven't launched any marketing yet
✕ You're looking for a growth hack
✕ You sell B2C or e-commerce

Stop guessing what's wrong with your marketing.
Find out.

$49 for the first 20 clients. Then $99. No recurring fees, no retainer, no agency relationship you didn't ask for.

Get My Marketing Autopsy — $49 →

48 hour turnaround · Written report · Human analysis

Your marketing isn't broken.You just don't know where.